How about ...

[lyapple]

... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

[mrb]

Sorry my limerick was not comical.
Was trying my best to join in,
but if i dont suit i"ll give a snub,
and leave you all to your exclusive club.

[lyapple]

Good grief, you can't see it as exclusive. They let me in!

[lyapple]

and I can't find your limerick Mr B. Has there been a posting problem? (And mine weren't really comical - I just like words)

[Thalamus.]

Though lots of our verses are clean,
Or some grubby grey state between
They’ll still shock a few
Disapproving folk who
Think the whole sorry lot are obscene.

[faithx]

Kee-Lo: Haha you're welcome anyday in my loo

haha, how can a girl refuse an invitation like that lol, and a very nice loo you have too

Beardo: There was a sexy midwife called Faith
Whose patient exploded in her face
Wiping away the placenta 
Faith explained at the the birth centre
"If I'm attacked again then I'll use mace:smileycool:

love it!!

hahaha, exclusive club you're having a laugh lol

[lyapple]

Oh dear. Who have we offended? Or is the list too numerous to detail?

[faithx]

Oh dear. Who have we offended? Or is the list too numerous to detail?

nah, I doubt anyone yet, but there's still time

A horny young lady named Lil
Shagged a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

[kee-lo_]

One thing I hate about my loo is the boiler above it, hit my head a few times

[faithx]

well I can honestly say, I never noticed

[Thalamus.]

A horny young lady named Lil
Shagged a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

hahaha Faith this very similar.

There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.