How about ...

[lyapple]

... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

[faithx]

There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair,
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.

[Blencogo]

Will try to work throught them all Blenco..

That's a little different from the words I know !! I'll give you a censored version of one of them: -

There was a young lady from Buckingham
Stood on the bridge at Uppingham
Watching the stunts of the c???s in the punts
And the dicks of the pricks that were f???ing'em.

[jumpsuit]

Time for a quick word from our sponsors....

[faithx]

Time for a quick word from our sponsors....

I couldn't agree more

[jumpsuit]

LOL that trumps the beer picture!

[faithx]

LOL that trumps the beer picture!

hahaha
ok, just to prove I can be none sexist on very rare occasions


Don't you just love this artwork, I got a load of beer mats with different images, I think they are great

[kee-lo_]

There was a young man from Bel-Aire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair,
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.  

LOL

[Thalamus.]

There was a forum CV
who's members help others for free
Some posts were quite funny
replies saved Sony money
To all those that contribute I thank thee :smileygrin:

[lyapple]

Thalamus,

was it a milestone for you yesterday?

[faithx]

There was a forum CV
who's members help others for free
Some posts were quite funny
replies saved Sony moneyTo all those that contribute I thank thee :smileygrin:

ooohhh, very catchy :smileygrin:

Thalamus,

was it a milestone for you yesterday?

apart from losing his hair and gaining a few pound